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clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

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strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

The world needs to be a little more Raven

Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

You're not cute and I don't have any issues with myself. Go eat a salad you ugly fuck. I swear one of your legs alone probably weigh as much as me.

afatfox:

You know, it’d be pretty fitting if I did weigh 5x as much as you..seeing as I guarentee you that I have at least 10x as much humility, kindness, and love in my one gigantic leg then you do in your entire body.
You can say you have no issues all you want. However, you are the one who is making the decision to repeatedly come to the blog of someone you supposedly find disgusting to harrass them. Don’t you find that slightly masochistic and ridiculous? You need to go find some self love as well as just love in general because at this point you’re so obviously filled with hatred that it’s overflowing. You are directing this kind of nonsense at a complete stranger because they love themselves when you think they should hate themselves. You need to access why you are such a miserable human being and maybe try to better yourself instead of misplacing those issues onto me.

Yeah, I may weigh far more than you, but I also know how to treat people like they deserve to be treated and I’m not spending my life belittling someone’s existence based on my own physical preferences. Go pet a damn puppy or eat some ice cream or something.

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